My Favourite Quotes

quotes Vidya likes

“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.

When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.

Guide her, protect her

When crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age.

Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels.

What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You, because if I knew, I’d be doing it, Youdammit.

May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.

Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen. Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short – a Tiger Flower blooming Magenta for one day – And adulthood is long and dry-humping in cars will wait.

O Lord, break the Internet forever, That she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers And the online marketing campaign for Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed.

And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.

And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back.

“My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes.” —Tina Fey

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Review: Taste of Darkness by Maria V. Snyder

This is the first series that I got for review, when I started blogging.  Now, this series ends and I am one of the die-hard fans of Maria Snyder.  And I am a happy and satisfied girl..


Original Title: Taste of Darkness
Series: Healer #3
Author: Maria V. Snyder
Publisher: Harlequin MIRA
Release Date: December 31st, 2013
Source: Review copy from the publisher
Genre: Fantasy, Young adult

This book starts just hours after the second book, Scent of Magic, ends.  Kerrick is trying just to be alive and he disappears without any word to Avry or anyone else.  Avry is on the search for Kerrick and when he is not found, she doesn't lose hope, but takes steps to help Ryne's strategies.  Meanwhile, Kerrick is developing new abilities or should I say less human and more forest abilities?  And new enemies keep coming up, more gruesome and more cannibalistic.

"Taste of Darkness" is as interesting and suspenseful as its previous healer books.  There is a lot of twists in the plot and Maria has not yet written a book that can be easily guessed.  Avry is the second kick-ass female character after Rose (from Vampire Academy series), that I LOVE SO MUCH.  And that's saying something, as it's very difficult to compare Rose with any other character.

The new enemy, the Skeleton King - well, that's the enemy I loved; that is the creature that made the book more..unputdownable.  I hated this hideous thing to the core and that is what made it more enjoyable when it all ended.  The strategies to the war are excellently thought-out and very well written down.

The old characters are good to look into in this novel.  The characters have grown a lot from the beginning; especially Flea.  I am the one who was smiling when the Poppa Bear made his appearance.  And when the rescue mission started and it's just like the old times; an excellent team operation.

If you want to read this book, you need to have read the previous ones, as the author has started off directly and without any side notes for new readers.  But you know, this is a series, so start from the first.  You won't regret it.

If I have to point out one thing that didn't impress me, it's the end that is brought out to Tohon (come on, that is actually not a spoiler!).  Of course, it's a small thing, but it still gnaws at me; I want a grand kill at the end. And the author has made up for with some romance and clean ups at the end.  But still, that guy is cruel and a sadist; he deserves a more painful death (Call me whatever you want, but I want him punished).

Perfect ending to a perfect series!  I am satisfied and going to dig more of Snyder's books..

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED SERIES!


SERIES ORDER

1.  Touch of Power - Review | Amazon | Goodreads
2.  Scent of Magic - Review | Amazon | Goodreads
3.  Taste of Death - AmazonGoodreads

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